I'm a Grincha and I hate Christmas. It's just an excuse to celebrate. People feign a change of attitude that disappears shortly after the holidays end. Besides, Santa Claus never brings me what I ask in my letters. With the coal I've accumulated all these years I could have a barbecue for everybody in espanglishchat.
Soy un grinch y odio la navidad, es solo un pretexto más para festejar. Las personas fingen un cambio de actitud que desaparece al poco tiempo que terminan las fiestas. Además, Santa Claus nunca me trae lo que le pido en mis cartas. Con el carbón que he acumulado todos estos años puedo hacer una barbacoa para todos en espanglish.
Sorry for my bad english. I have some years in espanglishchat and i never was worried to practice. ::unsure
ADDITIONAL NOTE FROM JOHN
I corrected a couple of things in the text above:
Coal = The back rock that is mined from the ground.
Charcoal = Wood that has been burned with insufficient oxygen (used in Barbecues)
Carbon = In English we use carbon in a more scientific way. Carbon is the element carbon.
In Spanish cultures the presents are given on the 6th of January and rather than Santa Claus the presents are brought by the 3 kings. If a child has not been good then they are given coal.
From wikipedia: La noche del 5 de enero los niños deben dejar sus zapatos en algún lugar
de la casa. Al día siguiente se encuentran allí los regalos o, en el
caso de haber sido malos, carbón en su lugar.
I looked up the word Grinch because I had never heard it before.
the Grinch the main character in a story for children by the US writer Dr Seuss called How the Grinch Stole Christmas. He is a nasty, unkind green creature who almost spoils Christmas.
2[countable] American English a very bad-tempered person